🍄 Mischief update: Survey frenzy is about to begin
12 days ago
– Wed, Aug 05, 2026 at 10:39:26 AM
Hello AMGC agents, I hope all is well on your end
First, I have to say it's been quite an eventful few weeks since the campaign. The gnomes have been at it like never before!
We've had broken-down fridges (to which I must strongly recommend that all of you own a surge protector), a leaky bathtub faucet (which taught me that learning to identify and replace a cartridge gasket is a must), and tipped-over plant pots (Odin, my dog, insists it was definitely not him), among a handful of other little chaos and mayhem reports.
At this point, I can only conclude that I am being targeted on all fronts in an effort to thwart the assembly of the AMGC Department.
First, I have to say it's been quite an eventful few weeks since the campaign. The gnomes have been at it like never before!
We've had broken-down fridges (to which I must strongly recommend that all of you own a surge protector), a leaky bathtub faucet (which taught me that learning to identify and replace a cartridge gasket is a must), and tipped-over plant pots (Odin, my dog, insists it was definitely not him), among a handful of other little chaos and mayhem reports.
At this point, I can only conclude that I am being targeted on all fronts in an effort to thwart the assembly of the AMGC Department.
Rest assured, this special ops agent is now more determined than ever to fully devote herself to the AMGC and the Home Chaos Management Front.
As part of this effort, I'm happy to announce that the survey has officially been approved to move on to the smoke test, which begins today! If all goes well, we'll then forward it to all of your agent commissions.
💌 A note on shipping
The USPS recently announced new postage rates, so the updated shipping costs are now reflected in the shipping pricing.
If you are planning to move or change your address, please let me know so I can take extra measures to keep you in mind when locking in addresses and shipping. I will be your shipping-to-new-address liaison 💪
Stay tuned for more reports
Jen, AMGC Director
If you are planning to move or change your address, please let me know so I can take extra measures to keep you in mind when locking in addresses and shipping. I will be your shipping-to-new-address liaison 💪
Stay tuned for more reports
Jen, AMGC Director





